June 2011
6 posts
To say that I am of pale complexion is quite an understatement. Given that I wear SPF 50 sunscreen, my tanning process is as follows:
Forget to wear sunscreen while performing some outdoor activity
Cook slowly
Turn into a shade of red that would allow me to camouflage among a group of shrimp (Note: shrimp have no collective noun!)
Develop a distaste for wearing clothes or touching anything.
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