Apparently there's a bunch of cloned me's walking... →
I’d forgotten just how much I like A Perfect...
Same in any language: Conversations →
Hermann: ey Hermann: heeeeeeeeey Kristina: yeees? Hermann: do you have plans for lunch? Kristina : yup….have home made lentejas de alberto Hermann: damn Kristina: yah, u gotta tell me these things day before, u know I cook … Hermann: i’m back Hermann: so Hermann: i was walking up hortaleza going to that pizza place Hermann: when this guy stops me and asks me if i know of any...
Chuck Norris isn’t afraid of the dentist, he goes five times a week to...– From a hilarious reddit thread.
I damn well know that no one is fighting “for me” as I have authorized no one to...– The euphemisms of war (via azspot)