December 2009
18 posts
“The real trouble of life, Ponderevo, isn’t that we exist – that’s a vulgar error; the real trouble is that we DON’T really exist and we want to. That’s what this – in the highest sense – just stands for! The hunger to be – for once – really alive – to the finger tips!”
—Tono-Bungay by H. G. Wells.
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“Committing suicide to enhance my career
It worked for Biggy and Tupac shakur
Jesus was nailed up to some wood
2000 years later and book sales are still good
I heard in a song suicide is painless
And it’s 80% sure to make you famous
Wanking with a bag on yer head tied to a door
That bloke from INXS he knew the score” —Self Suicide by Goldie Lookin’ Chain is hilarious. So is Half Man Half Machine.
It worked for Biggy and Tupac shakur
Jesus was nailed up to some wood
2000 years later and book sales are still good
I heard in a song suicide is painless
And it’s 80% sure to make you famous
Wanking with a bag on yer head tied to a door
That bloke from INXS he knew the score” —Self Suicide by Goldie Lookin’ Chain is hilarious. So is Half Man Half Machine.
“Statistically, cynical mistrust is correlated with premature sudden death from cardio vascular disease. Since the skeptics who write venomous blogs trust in nothing, I imagine that God will outlive them. In the interests of better health, these people should read scripture, or at least a poem, twice a day. Doctor’s orders.”
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Articles like this one, written by uninformed asshats, make my blood pressure skyrocket.
