October 2009
13 posts
The perfect machine
I was sitting at my computer when I had this sudden urge to pee, so I got up and went to the bathroom. By the time I got to the bathroom I’d forgotten why I’d gotten up in the first place, so I decided to brush my teeth because, well, it was about that time of the day. As I was brushing my teeth I remember that I had to pee, but when I finished I walked out of the bathroom and sat down...
Yo mama
Hee-larious collection of “Yo mama” jokes on Xeni Jardin’s twitter:
Yo momma so big, the Fail Whale sued her in Internet court for unlawful impersonation.
Yo momma’s so white she thinks Malcolm X is Malcolm the 10th.
your momma’s so fat, it takes 5 warlocks to summon her.
Yo momma so big, Google ran out of pixels tryin to Street View her butt.
Yo momma so fat...
I’ve always sucked at RPGs and adventure...
In the absence of force, a body either is at rest...
While playing frisbee on Tuesday I went for a long throw, didn’t catch it, and instead of slowing down with my feet I tried to hang off of a goal post. Newton’s first law of motion said no way jose and when I was trying to twist in the air, in a spectacular cat-like acrobatic, to avoid landing on my back I ended up landing on my left thumb instead. The odd angle at which my thumb was...
